Cooking Ten Year Old Girls -- and Other search phrases

Some of you may remember how much I like looking at the search engine queries that have led visitors to Chocolate & Zucchini. January has come and gone, leaving another batch of intriguing/funny/puzzling/cute phrases in its wake.

This month's top five :
cooking ten-year-old girls (or did you mean "for"?)
what the fuck macaroon
free pics of girls covered in chocolate sauce
juicing vegetables to taste like chocolate (do let me know if you find out how to do this!)
what is the french dish called coucou (I am stumped)

An amazing number of people had "bisou" questions :
french signing off phrases gros bisous
plein de bisous meaning
french love bisous
bisous definition english

And I'm very curious about these...
euphoria salt
exploding cream soup
coca cola pancakes
duck chocolate gene

A final assortment of funny/cute queries :
pictures of chocolate blobs
food and desserts for enchanting night
female happiness
left handed snail tongs
i want to bake a special cake and accessorize it
pictures of reese's peanut butter cups in the 1920's
covent garden soup death (now this has me worrying...)