Sweet and Swirly Rusk

Well you know, I'm sorry, but I feel like I wasn't given a fair chance. At all. I mean, really, who could resist?

On the package it reads : "delicious rusks with the delicately sweet taste of malted barley".

And the rusks have a swirl pattern on them.

And there is a little red banner proclaiming that it is new and nouveau, and nyhet! As well!

And the serving suggestion actually suggests you smear a little jam on it. I mean jam, who would've thought?

And each rusk is only 32 calories, and chock-full of truly excellent things for that little body of yours.

And there is a resealable inside package, which I'm sure I could actually reseal, had I not ripped it open from the side.

So really, with marketing schemes this elaborate, what's a girl to do?