Due to overwhelming popular demand, I hereby present, drumroll please... the unbelievable, the phenomenal, the incredible... Potato Shaped Potato Brush! [Loud applause]
It is small and it is cute! It's a she and she is shy! Please reserve The Brush your warmest welcome! [Roaring applause]
An amazing con artist, she was discovered by our talent scout, hidden in a basket of confusingly similar brushes!
Shaped like a potato, she'll scrub your potato! She'll entertain you and dazzle you with her favorite trick, in which she hides in the sink among all the other potatoes, waiting for you to pick it up by mistake, ready to peel it! Your kitchen will resound with her infectious and bubbling laughter! Your life will be transfigured! Talent and beauty will be yours! You will never have a bad hair day again! Or bang your little toe on the table leg!
And then you'll realize how badly you need a break! And you'll fly off to Madrid for a couple of days! To visit friends and buy Spanish food! And you'll wish your readers a lovely week-end! And leave it at that!
[The ringmaster somersaults and disappears in a puff of smoke.]
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