Blondes - A Kitchen Diary

Filipe · Joined: 11 Nov 2005 Posts: 32 Location: Lisbon, Portugal

Sorry to all the blond ladies in these forums, but I had to post this...

This Week's Cooking Diary

Monday:

I decided I was going to cook for my husband Danny. Today, I made an
angel food cake. The recipe said to beat 12 eggs separately. The neighbors were
nice enough to loan me some extra bowls.

Tuesday:

Danny wanted fruit salad for supper. The recipe said to serve without
dressing. So I didn't dress. What a surprise when Danny brought a friend home
for supper.

Wednesday:

A good day for rice. The recipe said to wash thoroughly before steaming
the rice. It seemed kind of silly, but I took a bath anyway. I can't say it
improved the rice any.

Thursday:

Today, Danny asked for salad again. I tried a new recipe. It said to
prepare the ingredients, then toss on a bed of lettuce one hour before serving.
Danny asked me why I was rolling around in the garden.

Friday:

I found an easy recipe for cookies. It said to put the ingredients in a
bowl and beat it. There must be something wrong with the recipe. When I got
back, everything was the same as when I left.

Saturday:

Danny did the shopping today and brought home a chicken. He asked me to
dress it for Sunday. For some reason he keeps counting to ten.

Sunday:

We had some people over for dinner. I wanted to serve a roast, but all I
had was hamburger. Suddenly, I had a flash of genius. I put the hamburger in the
oven and set the controls for roast. It still came out hamburger, much to my
disappointment.

GOOD NIGHT DEAR DIARY

This has been a very exciting week. I am eager for tomorrow to come so I
can try out a new recipe on Danny. If I can talk him into buying a bigger oven,
I would like to surprise him with Chocolate Moose.

queenla · Posted: Mon Apr 03, 2006 1:06 pm Post subject:

Who's to say this is about a woman?
Danny's wife could be Bruce.
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Filipe · Joined: 11 Nov 2005 Posts: 32 Location: Lisbon, Portugal

I've said it Smile

And if, by any chance, the name was Bruce, it would be his husband...

Erin · Posted: Tue Apr 04, 2006 6:05 pm Post subject:

This sounds like the way my neighbor cooks!
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"It's watery....and yet there's a smack of ham."

"It's hot ham water."

queenla · Posted: Wed Apr 05, 2006 12:13 am Post subject:

Not the Bruce I know!
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truth, like gold, is not the less so for being newly brought out of the mine.