How about playing a little guessing game?
The first reader to correctly uncover the identity of this UFO (Unidentified Food Object), as well as the reader who comes up with the most unlikely or the funniest suggestion, will each get the wallpaper of their choice, signed to their name with a little note.
Not to mention the fame, and my respect and consideration for at least a couple of days. How’s that for a tempting prize?
UPDATE : WINNER ANNOUNCEMENT!
Well, dear readers, the UFO was in fact, <drumroll>… plaited mozzarella! Or more accurately a tresse de mozzarella, kindly given to me by a French producer at the Salon du Fromage – the tale of which will follow later today.